2008
12.12

Global… Whatever It Is

Ok, this global warming stuff is starting to really freak me out. Not only is it not warming any more, it’s turned into global cooling. And it turned on a dime. Just a year and a half ago, the south was enveloped in “exceptional” drought status. And now, it’s sneaux’ing (that’s cajun for snow) in New Orleans:

“Since 1850, snow had fallen in “measurable amounts” rather than traces in the city just 17 times, Vasilj said. Of the 17, today’s snowfall was the earliest in the season recorded.”

–Times Picayune

If you’re thinking that this is a great sign and that global warming is over, you just think again. This is worse than global warming by itself. What if we end up with global warming and global cooling at the same time! I shudder to think. That would be some kind of global milding or some such. This is the beginning of the end folks.

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